DAY 2 – Tuesday, 9/25
UPDATE – The Unfriend Jake Culbertson Experience
Jake is now down to only 45 from 99 friends in the past 24 hours. Most of those that have yet to unfriend him I can only assume do not use Facebook often or are not amused by this prank. If you fall into that category, I apologize for filling your Inbox. If you have yet to unfriend, please do so soon as time is running out. Jake has not yet realized his dwindling friend count despite his dried up news feed or how much time he spends chatting on Facebook. That could happen at any minute seeing as how his own Mother, his wife, his siblings, and his close friends are no longer friends with him.
Those that have unfriended him already are experiencing Facebook like never before. Their news feed devoid of Jake’s many ramblings, articles, and opinions. Most have reported feeling smarter already.
I have yet to decide how to break it to him if he doesn’t figure it out himself, but it will most likely involve a Wall Post on his page. This will likely happen tomorrow before Noon. If he does contact you asking why you are no longer friends just tell him your friend count is all messed up too, and you have no idea what is going on. That is sure to rile Jake up and will most certainly result in many crazy status updates and emails off to Facebook Corporate about how they don’t know what they are doing as Jake has been known to send these types of messages to many, many organizations such as Directv, Colorado Highway State Patrol, San Diego Chargers football, Denver Public School System, and so on and so forth. Really…the list goes on forever.